Scream Park Game Review

I’ve only ever been to one haunted house. I think I would have been about eight, though it’s hard to be sure. It was a docile and low-budget affair at a local orchard. Quintessential New England. If I were to walk through it now, I would likely find it charming, but that was certainly not the case at the time. I was a wreck, terrified, crying and screaming. My poor mother had to carry me for most of it. I was so overwhelmed and so obviously losing my mind that two clowns hanging out in a dumpster broke character to try and cheer me up. I do not have coulrophobia, and I appreciate their efforts in retrospect, but the sight of two silent clowns in a dumpster doing jazz hands while bouncing back and forth and smiling was not soothing under the circumstances.

There are no clowns in dumpsters in Scream Park, a card drafting game about building haunted houses, but you are otherwise spoiled for options. That giant stack of cards includes over a hundred Scenes, features such as Cannibal Caves, Organ Store Rooms, Ritual Chambers, and Corn Fields. Each card is unique as far as I can tell. Don’t hold me to that.

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