Discovery of New Shade of Beige Rocks the Board Gaming World

Bern, Switzerland — Following the recent discovery of a new shade of blue, named olo—which can only be seen by stimulating the human eye with a laser— the euro board gaming world was rocked by a second announcement; a previously undetected shade of beige. Co-discovered by German professor Dieter Braun and Japanese professor Akiko Chairo, the new color is called bej and can only be observed when seen through a triple filtering of the plastic wrap commonly found around decks of playing cards.

When asked about the discovery, Professor Chairo explained through a translator “we had just opened copies of Flip 7, Bomb Busters, and Harmonies for the lab’s game night and had this plastic material just laying around.” She continued “when Dieter went to throw out the trash, he thought it would be funny to stack the sheets and look through them. And just then our battered office copy of El Grande caught his eye; and then he gasped in amazement and delight. Together we closely examined the components with and without the filtering material and agreed this color had been right in front of our eyes the entire time. Just imagine”, she exclaimed proudly, “a new shade of beige, and we’re the first ones ever to see it!”

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